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Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband

28 Jan 2013 14:25

Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed

An unidentified Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him, reports the UK Mirror. And what was the woman’s weapon of mass destruction? Her poisonous vagina!

According to court documents, the woman actually painted a poisonous substance on to her vagina and lured her unsuspecting husband to bed. She then asked him to perform oral sex on her.

The man, who is also unidentified, was reportedly more than willing to oblige his seemingly sex-fueled wife, but when he began to perform his husbandly duties, he noticed an unfamiliar odor emanating from her privates.

The man reportedly became so concerned about the strange smell — fearing that there was something medically wrong with his wife — that he insisted she accompany him to the nearest hospital to be examined by a physician.

After the pair arrived at a Sao Jose do Rito Preto hospital, the woman was put through a series of tests in order to find the root of the foreign odor. The wife’s ruse was reportedly discovered when doctors detected the poison and it was revealed the woman had in fact concocted a plan to orally poison her hubby with her vagina.


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'Cunning cunnilingus' ploy almost kills man after wife admits she put lethal toxin in her private parts


LAST UPDATED AT 11:27 ON Thu 31 Jan 2013


A BRAZILIAN woman has confessed to trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and urging him to have oral sex with her, a news agency claims.

The bizarre murder plot, dubbed "cunning cunnilingus" by one commentator, took place in the city of Sao de Jose Rio Preto.

The intended victim, a 43-year-old man who has not been named, says his wife tried to lure him into bed and encouraged him to perform oral sex on her. His suspicions were aroused when he noticed an unusual odour emanating from her private parts and, fearing she was unwell, took her to hospital, Brazil's Tvi24 reports. Medical tests revealed she had doused her vagina with enough of the unspecified toxin to kill both her husband and herself.

Confronted with the test results the woman reportedly confessed to her crime. It is believed she hatched the bizarre plot after asking her husband for a divorce, a request he now seems rather more likely to acquiesce to. Tvi24 says the woman has received medical treatment and sources claim her husband plans to sue her for attempted murder.

Vagina homicide is, needless to say, a highly unusual crime and a local police officer called Walter Coacino Junior has reportedly ordered "further investigation" due to the "nature" of the case. The woman may still face murder charges, he said.

The Jezebel website points out that "poisoning someone through your vagina is not that good of an idea" because "your vagina is fairly absorbent and shoving a bunch of poison in it will probably hurt you as much as it hurts the person you're trying to kill."

But Salon's Katie McDonough says the fact the man rushed his wife to hospital despite her death-by-vagina plotting suggests "chivalry is not dead". ·



(Stories combined Courtesy of Black America Web, UK Mirror, and Ruth Manuel-Logan)

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LMAO!!!  This story was too crazy to pass up brothers and sisters!  Talk about what could've been "The Last Supper" literally!  Talk about "The Vagina Monologues"!  Talk about "Vagina Homicide"!  This Brazilian wife was really tryna get rid of her ol' man, but unfortunately for her this little wicked plot didn't "pass the smell test".

I'm sorry brothers and sisters, but how low will people stoop, I mean, for real?  I can't make this mess up!

Wow! Really?!

I know this is wrong, but (Lmao!!!) I just couldn't resist.  In dedication to this story listen to this...



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